Dear Wok: A Break Up Letter
I can’t deny these past couples of months have been amazing. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about us at the beginning. You’re not my...
The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy
I may be a college-age woman who went to a public, co-ed high school with no school uniform and no framed paintings of 18th century...
My Day from Hell
Alternatively, a day in my life if every little thing that made me unreasonably uncomfortable happened to me on the same day because they actually...
One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)
A candid shot of me taken recently revealed the reality of my body: my spine looks like a tree branch caught in 35 mph winds...
Spring Break Acceptance Speech
*Applause* *Whistles* *Shouts* Wow, thank you all so much. *Sheds a tear* You can stop clapping now. Actually don’t. *Winks* *Audience laughs* *Camera zooms towards...
QUIZ: Pen, Sneaker, or Condom?
Most people nowadays use their phones as crutches to avoid uncomfortable social situations. I could have done this too, as I tried to fill the...
I Will Not Rest Until I Beat Bobby Flay
Every Thursday from 2 to 7 p.m., Bobby Flay torments me. It doesn’t matter if it’s coq au vin, chicken and waffles, or seafood paella;...
6 Reasons Why Blueno is The New Ra
It’s time we pointed out the obvious! Here are six very solid and well-researched reasons as to why everyone’s favorite bear sculpture is the new...
It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.
cw: body image I wish I could navigate the JWW stairwell with the stealth and speed of a snow leopard, instead of feeling like a...
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...