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6 Reasons Why Blueno is The New Ra

6 Reasons Why Blueno is The New Ra

Posted on March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 by Sofia Frohna
It’s time we pointed out the obvious! Here are six very solid and well-researched reasons as to why everyone’s favorite bear sculpture is the new...
It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.

It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.

Posted on March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
cw: body image I wish I could navigate the JWW stairwell with the stealth and speed of a snow leopard, instead of feeling like a...
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator

To-Do List Of A Procrastinator

Posted on March 19, 2018 by The Rib
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room  overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...
Kabob & Curry Naan Addiction Named a Public Health Crisis

Kabob & Curry Naan Addiction Named a Public Health Crisis

Posted on March 18, 2018 by Mira Ortegon
Thursday, March 15, 4:00 PM Blue Room, Brown University The Center for Disease Control has officially named Kabob & Curry naan addiction a public health...
Fifty Shades of Green

Fifty Shades of Green

Posted on March 17, 2018March 20, 2018 by Daniella Balarezo
Prologue I never thought we would end up here. Not because I didn’t want to (because believe me, I wanted to) but because, I never...
The Upside of Having Four Eyes

The Upside of Having Four Eyes

Posted on March 16, 2018March 15, 2018 by Suzanne A
When I was little, I had better than perfect vision (15/20). Yeah, you read that right suckerssss! But, as my eyes began to scrunch more...
I Can’t Believe I Want to Bone Andy Samberg 

I Can’t Believe I Want to Bone Andy Samberg 

Posted on March 15, 2018March 15, 2018 by Sofia Frohna
I remember running through dark halls, trying to get away from it all. Bats shrieked and witches cackled. Terrifying children called to each other with...
We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry

We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry

Posted on March 14, 2018March 14, 2018 by Elizabeth Purington
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...
How I’ve Injured Myself at Brown

How I’ve Injured Myself at Brown

Posted on March 13, 2018 by Isa Lovelace
Image via Isa Lovelace. 
So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog

So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog

Posted on March 12, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
Hey girl. What gives? I saw you on the Main Green last week during that is-it-too-good-to-be-true-yes-it-is warm day. You were hanging with your friends, rocking...

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