Caveman has World’s First Awkward Conversation, Invents Gun
The evolution of humankind has many hallmarks, from our humble beginnings as monkeys to our scientific discoveries as rational thinkers. Yet we must not overlook...
Happy National Boyfriend Day! I Am Judging You Guys, Though
Mostly your boyfriend, but perhaps you too, based on the following criteria...
Report: Brown-Harvard Game Nothing Like Bottoms
No one even kissed >:(
Right Time to Be Right? What to do When Your Friend Misgenders a Transgender Serial Killer
Not all hills are worth dying on, but the one with 29 dead bodies buried beneath it sure is. That's true allyship!
Dining Halls Add Tip Option to Cover Budget Deficit
Now, after you swipe into the Ratty, workers are mandated to turn an iPad screen around and display options for a 20%, 67%, or 200%...
Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...
Blocking Your Professor on Gmail and Other Ways to Set Healthy Boundaries This School Year
Life hack! The meaning of “boundaries” has gotten so stretched that you can actually now say “this is crossing my boundaries” every time you’re slightly...
Brown Admissions Self-Guided Tours to Now Include Walk-Of-Shame Simulation
In an effort to provide a more “authentic glimpse into the Brown undergraduate experience,” the Office of Admissions has announced that all self-guided tours will...
Charlie Kirk Outraged To Learn Second Amendment Doesn’t Exist in Hell
“This is Hell, what the fuck do we need a constitution for?”
Providence Place Mall Now a 14,000 Bed, 2,000 Bath Off-Campus House Available for Rent Starting June 1, 2026
Having trouble finding off-campus housing for your large friend group? Look no further. This spacious 14,000 bed, 2,000 bath multi-level townhouse on Providence Pl just...