Girl Wearing Cowboy Boots Doesn’t Even Remember the Alamo
Not even that bolo tie and copious amounts of denim can hide who she really is: a coastal elite.
Here are the Top Ten Times to Performatively Nod Your Head in Class
I am someone who desperately needs people to know how smart I am feels that it is sometimes nice to be recognized by my peers...
Bummer! Lesbian Couple You Were Rooting For From Behind Actually Just Guy With Beautiful Long Hair and His Girlfriend
In a devastating blow to queer joy, the lesbian couple you were walking behind on Wickenden Street turned out to be a straight couple with...
Caveman has World’s First Awkward Conversation, Invents Gun
The evolution of humankind has many hallmarks, from our humble beginnings as monkeys to our scientific discoveries as rational thinkers. Yet we must not overlook...
Happy National Boyfriend Day! I Am Judging You Guys, Though
Mostly your boyfriend, but perhaps you too, based on the following criteria...
Report: Brown-Harvard Game Nothing Like Bottoms
No one even kissed >:(
Right Time to Be Right? What to do When Your Friend Misgenders a Transgender Serial Killer
Not all hills are worth dying on, but the one with 29 dead bodies buried beneath it sure is. That's true allyship!
Dining Halls Add Tip Option to Cover Budget Deficit
Now, after you swipe into the Ratty, workers are mandated to turn an iPad screen around and display options for a 20%, 67%, or 200%...
Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...