My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade
In preparation for the spelling bee, my mom acted like I was a dog. Let me explain.
My Pre-Emptive Gap Year
Not only should I get the same respect that those who take gap years command, I should get MORE because I delayed my learning progression...
Real Or Not Real: A Shopper’s Guide to Your Spring 2020 Pre-Registration Season
Would you be able to tell real college classes apart from fake ones?
Literal Wine Tasting
An illustration of what a wine tasting SHOULD look like.
Chanting: Ghosts in the Walls or Athletes in My Basement?
With spooky season creeping up fast, the houses of Providence have begun to appear a little more haunted, the eerie glow of the moon lingers...
Club Penguin-gate
I figured I would start small with words that my four year old brother says and would level up from there. And so, my montage...
Hey Guys Wanna Hang Out???
Please respond!
October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies
c'mon now...come close. learn the truth even if it scares it you
What If I Haven’t Been A Bad, Bad Boy? An Innocent’s Guide to Rice Purity
Because of my fear of other peoples’ bodily fluids, I had remained unexposed to the world of genitals, a realm of sex, drugs, and rock...
Anxietitty Support
ThirdLove has created bras that claim to fix gaping cups and digging straps, but still, no one has provided me with a bra that accommodates...