Brewing is the New Baking
It’s fall, and everyone wants to bake stuff. I can’t complain about the constant stream of cookies and pies, but I also think there’s something...
5 People Who Are Allowed to Punch Me in the Face
“I want Beyoncé to punch me in the face,” my friend declared. I hesitated, waiting to see if she meant to say something else instead....
You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream
The first time I had a pregnancy dream, I was in eighth grade. It went down like this: I was sitting on the field outside...
Badass of the Week: Jennifer Lawrence
As most of you know, Jennifer Lawrence is our resident badass in the celebrity world. Unfortunately, even badasses fall victim to scandal. Several nude photographs...
The Secret Sexual Lives of Young Girls
Young girls are among the most sexual of all human beings. They do a variety of weird and seemingly unexplainable things. How do I know...
13 Things I Wish I Knew At 13
Being a girl is hard, but being a girl in middle school is absolute hell. No one point has been more universally agreed upon, I’m...
Ambiguously Accurate Horoscopes
I have a confession to make: I consistently check my horoscope. (I also have another confession to make: I’m not super sure what celebrity is...
An Open Letter From The Neglected Apple
Dear Pumpkin-Praising Public, You betrayed me. I once sat on the throne of spiced autumnal confections, and now it seems I have been relegated to...
The Annotated Misadventures of “For Women” Porn
About a week ago, my good friend’s boss gave the charming, albeit slightly inappropriate, advice that “every woman should watch hardcore porn once in her...
Free the Bra
It’s dinnertime, and my family is casually sitting at the table when my dad interrupts the conversation for a breaking announcement. “I have a million-dollar...