Social Media Schadenfreude
social media schadenfreude: noun, the act of deriving pleasure from the social media-broadcasted failings of others. At this point, Facebook solely serves a healthy dose...
Revisiting 2000s Angsty Song Lyrics
Blink-182 – “I Miss You” We can live like Jack and Sally if you want Where you can always find me And we’ll have Halloween...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
Professor Fight Club: The New New Curriculum
Perched atop College Hill, we here at Brown University pride ourselves on our liberal approach to learning and academia. We don’t just offer the typical...
The Six Villains In Your 9 AM Lecture You’d Like to See Take A Batarang to the Face
Every day, I manage to drag myself to my earliest class with only a few cornflakes stuck in my hair and my pajamas cleverly disguised...
Brewing is the New Baking
It’s fall, and everyone wants to bake stuff. I can’t complain about the constant stream of cookies and pies, but I also think there’s something...
5 People Who Are Allowed to Punch Me in the Face
“I want Beyoncé to punch me in the face,” my friend declared. I hesitated, waiting to see if she meant to say something else instead....
You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream
The first time I had a pregnancy dream, I was in eighth grade. It went down like this: I was sitting on the field outside...
Badass of the Week: Jennifer Lawrence
As most of you know, Jennifer Lawrence is our resident badass in the celebrity world. Unfortunately, even badasses fall victim to scandal. Several nude photographs...
The Secret Sexual Lives of Young Girls
Young girls are among the most sexual of all human beings. They do a variety of weird and seemingly unexplainable things. How do I know...