The Tim Curry Personality Test
Look at this man: Does he look familiar? Of course he does. That’s Tim Curry, English actor, and he’s been in approximately 6,1042 movies. In...
Build Your Own!
Build Your Own: CLINICAL DEPRESSION! $8.79 SIZE _ High-Functioning _ Crippling _ Considering Lobotomy GREENS (Pick Two) _ Going to Class _ Going to Parties _...
Lemme Upgrade U
You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know...
The Interview Outfit Dilemma
I always thought it was difficult to decide what to wear on a date…until I started having job interviews. Let me tell you, the struggle...
Asking The Important Questions…
To all the little fishys out there, y’all will know just what I mean when I tell you that today’s discussion will cover the “Roommate Agreement.” Oh...
Social Media Schadenfreude
social media schadenfreude: noun, the act of deriving pleasure from the social media-broadcasted failings of others. At this point, Facebook solely serves a healthy dose...
Revisiting 2000s Angsty Song Lyrics
Blink-182 – “I Miss You” We can live like Jack and Sally if you want Where you can always find me And we’ll have Halloween...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
Professor Fight Club: The New New Curriculum
Perched atop College Hill, we here at Brown University pride ourselves on our liberal approach to learning and academia. We don’t just offer the typical...
The Six Villains In Your 9 AM Lecture You’d Like to See Take A Batarang to the Face
Every day, I manage to drag myself to my earliest class with only a few cornflakes stuck in my hair and my pajamas cleverly disguised...