A Recipe for the Perfect Millennial Woman
Here’s how you make her. It shouldn’t be too hard – the ingredients aren’t particularly hard to come by. 3/4 of a share in an eco-friendly...
Raising Your Dad
Dad. Where to even begin. That poor lost soul, thrust into the world of parenthood without an inkling of what to expect. The terrifying idea that...
Masturba-shhhhhh
We need to talk about girls talking about masturbation. Sure, we can talk about girls masturbating too, if you want. But what we REALLY need...
5 Childhood Fears That Remain Scary Today
5. Eighth graders: When I was a child, eighth graders were scary because they were bigger than I and they used swear words. Now, eighth...
What Women Want: More Accurate Jeopardy! Answers
This past Monday, beloved dinnertime game show Jeopardy! included a category entitled “What Women Want.” Rather than address legitimate necessities, however, it emphasized our fragile...
The Myth of the “Basic White Bitch”
If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you have probably noticed the proliferation of articles mocking the behaviors of the “basic white bitch”...
What Should Your Halloween Costume Be?
Pick a category: GROUP COSTUMES: FUNNY COSTUMES: SEXY COSTUMES:
A Ranking of This Year’s Booty Anthems
Let’s face it, it’s been a tough year. While it still has a few months to go, 2014 has already had its share of drama....
Things That Are More Similar Than They Appear
Concept and Images by Elizabeth Cox
A Bad Case of Ivyitis
The doctor strode into the room, a clipboard in his hand and a grim look on his face. “Tell it to me straight, Doctor. What–what...