Things We’ve All Done That We Hate to Admit to
Sometimes, we like to think we aren’t just one in seven billion. We like to think we are *unique!* and have our own exciting and...
True Life: I Have Travel Anxiety
I’ve just spent the weekend relaxing in New York with my family. Sunday has rolled around all too soon, meaning that it’s time to take...
Everyone Still Plays Neopets (They’re Lying Otherwise)
Remember last week when your friend reminisced on the nostalgic splendor of Neopets? “Oh man, I was on Neopets nonstop back in elementary school. Good...
The Rise of the Booty
If you have listened to any amount of popular music lately, you’ve noticed a phenomenon I like to call “the rise of the booty.” There...
Thanks for the non-compliment!
One of the most frequent compliments I receive is not actually a compliment at all. I get it in floods during my first few weeks...
The Maternal Instinct that Wasn’t
I recently attended a close relative’s wedding in Philadelphia. The ceremony was hipster-clad with string lights, bearded best men, and red wine-stained mason jars. It...
Getting Older, Maybe Wiser, Not Entirely Sure
I notice it when the cartilage between my two knee bones hurts after a run. I notice it when I feel like I’m being...
Sexting: A Manual
It’s a Tuesday night. The rain is preventing you and your friends from doing much at all, and the last thing you want to do...
I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be, Baby
I’ve been in a relationship with the same boy for almost two and a half years. Gross, right? I mean, he and I started dating...
My Daily Existential Crises
What does it all mean? What is the purpose of life? Why are we here? What did come first – the chicken or the egg?...