The Illusion of Workout Clothes
After eight years of wearing a uniform to school, I now struggle with the concept of “picking out an outfit” for class. Back then, it...
Expensive Ice Cubes for your Overpriced Drink!
Earlier this week, I stumbled across an NPR article bearing the horrifying title “Can Hand-Cut, Artisanal Ice Make Your Cocktail That Much Better?” I had to...
Sock-oscopes
Winter is coming. No, this is not an article about everyone’s favorite medieval dragon porn soap opera, “Game Of Thrones.” I’ve never even seen the...
My Pet Peeves
A ranking of my pet peeves, on a scale from “eh, I guess I can deal with this,” to “UGH SOMEONE GET ME SOME SOOTHING...
An Unfiltered Tour of Campus on Family Weekend
After almost two months of freedom missing my parents inconsolably, Family Weekend couldn’t have come sooner. I was so excited to see my parents, beg for...
Things We’ve All Done That We Hate to Admit to
Sometimes, we like to think we aren’t just one in seven billion. We like to think we are *unique!* and have our own exciting and...
True Life: I Have Travel Anxiety
I’ve just spent the weekend relaxing in New York with my family. Sunday has rolled around all too soon, meaning that it’s time to take...
Everyone Still Plays Neopets (They’re Lying Otherwise)
Remember last week when your friend reminisced on the nostalgic splendor of Neopets? “Oh man, I was on Neopets nonstop back in elementary school. Good...
The Rise of the Booty
If you have listened to any amount of popular music lately, you’ve noticed a phenomenon I like to call “the rise of the booty.” There...
Thanks for the non-compliment!
One of the most frequent compliments I receive is not actually a compliment at all. I get it in floods during my first few weeks...