Texts from Mothers, As Told by My Mother
Now that I’m at college, my mother and I use texting (sometimes Facebook chat…. yes I know, she’s so hip) as our main source of...
What I Learned From Taylor Swift’s New Album
Unless you’ve been under a rock, or unless your taste in music is just so, so much cooler than mine, then you know that on...
Multitasking is In, Especially on the Toilet
Everybody poops. Sometimes it’s a speedy ordeal. But other times, the process can be lengthy and we find ourselves bored and daydreaming. I’ll let you in on...
We’re All Going to Die
I am a hypochondriac. I analyze every sneeze, headache, and suspiciously dark mole until I have no choice but to lie in my bed, resign...
The Mainstream Mandate
Breaking News! A new phenomenon that you’ve probably never heard of is rocking the nation: Hipster Shaming. In this country — like other issues of immigration...
One Graph To Rule Them All
In a quest to graph my life, I have stumbled across the one that exemplifies most of my daily experiences. This graph demonstrates a sense of...
A Rant From The Guy Without A Culturally Relevant Halloween Costume
Speaking as someone whose self-worth is solely determined by my ability to impress others with a witty and timely Halloween costume, October 31, 2014 is...
The Teammates Who No One Can Stand
In high school, I didn’t play a single sport. But at the start of my first year of college, I decided to grace Brown University and...
Dorm Room Trick-or-Treating
One fateful Sunday night in October, Halloween-Eve-Eve-Eve-Eve, my most devoted friends and I ventured out into the eerie, fluorescent dorm lighting on a mission...
“Watch” This: A Guide to the Movie Hookup
Over the summer, a friend and I were chatting fervently about his latest romantic interest–a Logan Lerman lookalike who lived about an hour’s drive away....