The Top 5 iPhone Games Reviewed (By Someone With An Injured Thumb)
A few days ago, I injured my thumb by slamming it into a refrigerator door in a fistfight defending my honor. A few minutes after...
Bodily Scrutiny
With age, we become more comfortable with our bodies. Not just with our shapes, but with those defining, unique features about us – also known...
Snow, Or Not
Due to recent weather conditions, I’ve spent a lot of time sitting around, reflecting on stuff. One thing in particular has been on my mind–my failed...
Ladies Answer: “How do you feel about your boobs?”
Over winter break I set sail on a maiden voyage that changed my life as I knew it. I went to my first real bra...
Some Thoughts On That Article About Chipotle Calories
The New York Times recently published an article detailing the significant amount of calories many of us inadvertently consume when eating at the only fast...
First Year First Aid
Damn! I stubbed my toe. This is an example of the type of frivolous rookie medical issue this article will not be discussing. This is...
Temperature Snapchats: A Public Apology
Forgive me, for I have sinned. In my blind zeal, I have alienated all of my friends with temperature Snapchats. Over winter break, I...
Dance Tips from a Pro
I think most of us remember our first middle school dances. Mine was an overwhelming culture shock where I realized just how clueless I was...
Is it Bad That….
It’s more than a little alarming when you realize that certain things you perceived as normal – like sleeping with a baby blanket – are actually...
There’s Nothing Like a Little Silly Putty to Kill the Common Cold
It’s that time of year again: slush falls from the sky and you find yourself trudging in circles through the wintry mix, hoping someone will...