High School: Homework While High
*Disclaimer: the following article was written while under the influence of marijuana and has not been altered or edited in any way. The Rib does...
The Art of Cloning: Disney Edition
I have been an avid watcher of Disney movies for nearly 19 years and I consider Disney a part of my lifeblood. I own an...
Start Ups Take On Criminal Justice
In his Slate article “Let’s Make a Deal,” Leon Neyfakh introduces readers to Corrective Education Company, a start up (created by Harvard grads, obviously) that...
Potty Talk
SO. We’ve discussed pooping before, and may have even grazed upon the concept of pooping Snapchats/bathroom Snapchats/what I like to call “Potty Talk.” But what we’ve...
Signs of Spring at Brown University
Ah, springtime. It fills the air with warm sunshine, birdsong, and enough pollen to ensure that those of us with allergies don’t breathe properly through...
It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Tinder
I downloaded Tinder last weekend, and my phone is burning up! Seriously, I have an Android, and this app takes up so much battery; my...
Video Chat Charm School
There are very few joys associated with a long distance relationship. One of them, of course, is the freedom it gives you to let your...
An Open Letter to Mom: We’re Not Dating, We’re Just Co-Parents
Hey Mom, I know it’s been a while since I last called you, so I figured I would write you a letter on a public...
An Apology to Dog Walkers Whose Dogs I Notice Before Them
When walking on the sidewalk, it is general courtesy to smile or nod at your accompanying passerby in acknowledgement. I engage in these actions under...
I’m Too Young for JDate, But Thanks for the Suggestion Anyway: A Response to “Couplesplaining”
I was just introduced to a new term: couplesplaining. According to Kate Hakala’s article on mic.com, We’re Happy for You Guys, but Please Stop Couplesplaining,...