My First Rejection
In terms of the college process, I’d say things worked out pretty well for me. I’m pumped to be here and I’m enjoying every second...
Dear Sci-Fi, Where Are All the Men-Bots?
I really like Science Fiction movies. They are thrilling, intellectually engaging, and kind of sexy, because they allow me to envision a future in which...
Don’t Diss My Teeth: Seriously, It’s a Long Story
The innocuous seven-year old boy didn’t know he had opened Pandora’s box. Every week I help mentor a 2nd grade class at an after-school program....
Malia, Malala, and Me
Sometimes people go to parties. Sometimes people go to parties, and Malia Obama is there. Sometimes it’s hard for people to think of words to...
The Trials of (Cactus) Motherhood
While hustling to the Ratty on a mission for tater tots and Rhody Fresh milk, I was distracted by a casual yet calculated display of...
“Love Takes Time” – Faculty Edition
by Crystal Kim #mariahwasright Your professors are amazing, maybe even legendary beyond the small bubble of Brown. They’re the biggest, baddest brains you’ve ever interacted...
The Not So Secret Agency: We’re Hiring!
by Emily Adams Do you consider yourself a strong-willed female with great hair and puckerable lips? Do you find yourself suppressing sexual tension with every...
Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story
Last week, I attended Heavy Petting for the first time. Those of you who don’t attend Brown University: don’t get too excited. Heavy Petting is...
Your New Favorite Water
NASA has found traces of water on the surface of Mars. This groundbreaking discovery presents all kinds of exciting possibilities for humanity. You may be...
Really?!? With The Rib
People are so stupid. So unbelievably dumb. Sometimes I wish I could move into a cave in the middle of nowhere and tune out all...