How to Successfully Third Wheel
We’ve all been there. Your best friend is now officially dating someone, thus breaking the unspoken agreement you had (staying single until both of you...
DFMO Woes
7 shots deep and feeling frisky, I made a grand entrance to A Night On College Hill. My stiletto heels were sunk 4 inches deep...
My Last City Sports Adventure
City Sports on Thayer is officially closed. This is devastating for me, as I’ve lived around Providence my whole life and relied on good ole...
A Halloween Review
Halloweekend has come to a close, and with November upon us, I’d say things have started to cool down. The campus has had it’s fair share...
Letter to Name-Ruiners Everywhere
Father: Would you believe that’s our baby girl? She looks just like you. Mother: What should we name her? Father: How about…Amy? Mother: Oooh, sorry,...
What to Do With Your Halloween Candy
It’s November 1. You’re lying in your bed (possibly hungover from last night’s festivities), enjoying that extra hour of Daylight Savings Time, when suddenly, your...
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE PICTURES PROVING PARANORMAL PRESENCE AT BROWN
Enough with this candy everywhere and dressing-up-as-slutty-Christina-Paxson nonsense. Brown is one of the SCARIEST places in the world for Halloween, AND all other times too. No...
Picking the Perfect Halloween Costume
by Crystal Kim I could start by blaming my parents for not instilling a passion for Halloween costume creativity as a young child. But ultimately,...
Halloween: The Most Stressful Time of the Year
The spookiest (or spoopiest, depending on how in tune you are with the internet) time of year is approaching and, honestly? I’m just stressed out...
MOO! Trick-or-Treating in Small-Town Rural America
If you’ve never been to small-town rural America, you are missing out on really good corn and potatoes, traffic jams caused exclusively by slow tractors,...