I Spent 60 Minutes in an Elevator Just for Shits and Giggles
Today, I stood in an elevator in J. Walter Wilson for a full hour. I have an obsession with making little experiments for myself, particularly...
Why You and I Are Willingly Handing Our Souls to Apple
A couple of weeks ago, I found myself standing in an old familiar land I hadn’t stepped foot in for quite some time. The buttery...
Why is the Internet Obsessed with Disney Princesses?
Even if we no longer want to be princesses, we still seem to really like thinking about them. Whenever Buzzfeed (or, let’s face it, The...
Adele, It’s Me
The new Adele album came out last week, and basically the entire world lost its collective mind. Our hero, known for her songs about love...
The Attack of Fake Facebook Events
Dear people who keeping attending fake events on Facebook, Please continue doing so. I love it so much. These fake Facebook events give me life....
The Odyssey or: How Some Moron Ruins Everything Instead of Just Going Home
My freshman year of high school, we spent about a semester on The Odyssey. While it was a generally enjoyable experience, I have some lingering qualms about some...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....
Dear Aziz Ansari: A Real Girl’s Review of “Master of None”
Dear Aziz, Aziz, I’m a fan. Tom Haverford is the main boo, your stand-up makes me pee myself, and Modern Romance is a “sprightly” and...
Review: Kocostar Foot Therapy
A few weeks ago, filled with the selfish completely legitimate desire to pamper myself, I wandered into the Urban Outfitters on Thayer Street and headed...