On Google Docs and Intimacy
There is an undiscussed phenomenon that I refuse to ignore any longer. I write this in hopes of sorting out my complicated feelings and standing...
The Pablos of Life
So, Kanye’s album finally dropped, and in a very non-Kanye fashion, the album seems to be about not Yeezus himself, but some guy named Pablo....
Staying Forever Young
It’s common knowledge that growing up is kind of the worst. It’s a world full of responsibility, stress, caffeine headaches, and “business casual” attire. Plus,...
The Productivity Cycle
There is a small part of me that takes pride in my own irresponsibility. I doubt there’s anyone that can dig themselves into a...
The Moral Dilemma of Pirating
I had always considered myself an ethical and morally upstanding human being until a particular Broadway musical was released last year. If you’re like me...
I Only Listen to “Real” Music
Hello everyone! My name is Your Taste in Music Sucks. I currently live in a basement which never sees the light of day, and my...
Chris Christie’s Greatest Hits
Let’s take a political poll of sorts. Please raise your hand if you’re a fan of Chris Christie. Okay. Now put your hand down if...
Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That
Seventh grade is only painful in retrospect. I had shockingly high self-esteem for someone sporting clashing red and green braces. But now that I’m older,...
A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window. Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window. A...
Yoga: tranquility or capitalism? You decide!
Last semester, I made a decision to get my life together. Maybe it was the sophomore slump, maybe it was the I-just-turned-20 crisis. Part of...