~*~TODAY: Morning Mail FREE PIZZA!!!~*~
Everyday starts the same for me. I set 7 alarms with two-minute intervals. I have a trigger finger on the snooze button, and I fight the...
30 Things That New York City Did to Me
I was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. Yes – within the city limits. I’m no suburban poseur. I’m not scared of urbanity. I’m a...
Extra! Extra! Facebook About it!
Have you ever logged onto Facebook and noticed the trending topics on the side? Have you wondered where these random headlines even came from? Have...
Resting Nice Face
I have a problem. Actually, I have a lot of problems. Too many for just one post. But the one I’m going to tackle here...
Getting Ghosted on Club Penguin
I recently watched Inside Out, which was a huge mistake for someone as nostalgic as I am. I cried through the entire movie while reflecting on...
On Google Docs and Intimacy
There is an undiscussed phenomenon that I refuse to ignore any longer. I write this in hopes of sorting out my complicated feelings and standing...
The Pablos of Life
So, Kanye’s album finally dropped, and in a very non-Kanye fashion, the album seems to be about not Yeezus himself, but some guy named Pablo....
Staying Forever Young
It’s common knowledge that growing up is kind of the worst. It’s a world full of responsibility, stress, caffeine headaches, and “business casual” attire. Plus,...
The Productivity Cycle
There is a small part of me that takes pride in my own irresponsibility. I doubt there’s anyone that can dig themselves into a...
The Moral Dilemma of Pirating
I had always considered myself an ethical and morally upstanding human being until a particular Broadway musical was released last year. If you’re like me...