Learning the Truth From Mother and Father Dearest
There’s always that one song your whole family loves. You grew up listening to that song in your dad’s car while running errands, at family...
The Land of No & Its Sandwiches
by Emily Adams As a transfer student, my adjustment to Brown has been fairly seamless. The only issue I have struggled with is centrally located and...
Lies to Seem More Interesting: Brown Edition
Raise your hand if you’re a liar. Awesome. I can’t see if you did because this is an online article and science doesn’t work like...
Getting Personal With Leonardo DiCaprio
Precisely seventeen minutes have passed into my interview with actor Leonardo DiCaprio when his voice breaks over a poorly concealed sob. “It’s been…it’s been...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part Two
Previously on My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery… One chatty dental hygienist. A radio contest with a $1,000 prize. A missing person. A matinee screening...
A Love Letter to Oreos
My Dearest Oreos, Mine sweet sandwich cookies, words cannot express how much thou mean to me, but I must attempt, for mine own sake. I have only known...
Cold Weather Strip Tease
This year, Valentine’s Day was cold. Really cold. Not just because I was alone (which I was), but temperature wise, it was negative five degrees...
Single on Valentine’s Day
It’s that time of year again. Everywhere you look you’ll find triumphant winners or sore losers. If you are on the former side, you’ll find...
Valentine’s and Data Mines
Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t fully understand you? Do you want to be with someone who knows you automatically, and doesn’t ask...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...