Rating my Doctor’s Visit Notes
“Patient is a pleasant 21 y.o. female.” 8/10. True, straightforward, gripping intro for the story of my 20-minute visit.
a gay’s first blundstone – a poem
a cinderella slipper in the form of a black leather boot
Where the OG Dance Moms Girls Would Live on Campus
Save your tears for the mattress topper!
How To Fill the Void of Loneliness this Valentines Day
V-Day is overrated. But if you need to feel better while all your friends are on corny dates, The Rib has you covered ;)
The Rib’s Official Statement on SAO Funding Changes
Dontchya know! Women can't touch money!!
8 Possible Explanations for Pete Davidson’s Astonishing Romantic Feats
Men want to be him, women want to be with him, and I want to… know why???
Another Day in the Life of the MoChamp Deer
They say a shark can smell blood from up to a quarter of a mile away. The same is true for us deers with the...
Great News!: Moderna Vaccinations to Come with Free Ticket to Dollywood
"I don't know what I'm more excited about, not having to constantly worry about my loved ones' lives being at risk, or getting to ride...
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
Staying Safe During COVID-19
We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...