The Rib’s Official Statement on SAO Funding Changes Posted on February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 by Eliana Blumberg Dontchya know! Women can't touch money!!
8 Possible Explanations for Pete Davidson’s Astonishing Romantic Feats Posted on November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 by Mia Lane Men want to be him, women want to be with him, and I want to… know why???
Another Day in the Life of the MoChamp Deer Posted on November 9, 2021November 13, 2021 by lucy lebowitz They say a shark can smell blood from up to a quarter of a mile away. The same is true for us deers with the...
Great News!: Moderna Vaccinations to Come with Free Ticket to Dollywood Posted on December 8, 2020December 8, 2020 by Gabby Bianco "I don't know what I'm more excited about, not having to constantly worry about my loved ones' lives being at risk, or getting to ride...
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant Posted on October 2, 2020October 2, 2020 by Ari Brown It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
Staying Safe During COVID-19 Posted on May 17, 2020May 17, 2020 by Semi Oloko We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul” Posted on April 7, 2020April 7, 2020 by Gabby Bianco If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
Times When The New York Times Crossword Puzzle Just Got it Wrong Posted on March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 by Lucinda Drake The silly NY Times doesn't realize that they've left too may spaces in their crossword for the right answer.
I wanna thank the Academy, I guess? Posted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 by Gabby Bianco Yep, this is exactly what we asked for.
Parents! Check your kids’ candy wrappers! Posted on November 1, 2019November 1, 2019 by Gabby Bianco Gone are the days of simple razor blades. Stay vigilant grownups.