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1, 2, Barbecue

Posted on September 21, 2014 by Sydney Mondry
I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough...

A Love Letter to Gluten

Posted on September 20, 2014April 29, 2019 by The Rib
Dear Gluten, You are the starch beneath my sesame bagel. You are the cling to my linguine. You are the glue (ten) that will hold...

Flirting with a Fetish

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Lani Wenger
  Last weekend, some friends and I made chicken curry and opened a bottle of pinot, which, (un)expectedly, provided the perfect setting for a conversation...

Middle School Crushes: A Semi-Comprehensive Guide

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Annie Warner
Let’s face it, we all had some embarrassing crushes in middle school. When it comes down to it, there are five major food groups of...
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order

Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Dana Schwartz
A few weeks ago, the LA Times caused global outrage with information from Hello Kitty’s parent company Sanrino that Hello Kitty is not a kitty...

Breaking Down Your Brocabulary

Posted on May 3, 2014 by stefhayes1
So apparently men need their own yoghurt brand. At least, according to the recently released product “Powerful Yogurt.” Hitting the shelves late last year, Powerful...

A Feminist Review of “Star Wars”

Posted on April 26, 2014 by Dana Schwartz
I like Star Wars. I’ve marathoned all six movies and considered dressing up as Leia for Halloween before I realized I couldn’t figure out how...

The 7 People You’ll Meet at Zumba

Posted on April 25, 2014 by clairesjchoe
All Zumba classes are equal parts spandex and Pitbull; by design, it is meant to be ridiculous. Even the best dancers look foolish dancing Zumba,...
My Favorite Flirting

My Favorite Flirting

Posted on April 21, 2014 by The Rib
  I don’t miss much about being single. I love my partner – we’ve been going strong for a while now. But let me tell you,...

The Best Kind of Spring Cleaning

Posted on April 19, 2014 by Dr. Slas Spaceman
To quote Disclosure, “when a fire starts to burn, (right), and it starts to spread she gonna bring that attitude home don’t wanna do nothing,...

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