Why King Triton Is the Real Villain in “The Little Mermaid”
How long has it been since you’ve seen The Little Mermaid? If you don’t remember, it’s the heartwarming tale of a mermaid who gives up...
Raising Your Dad
Dad. Where to even begin. That poor lost soul, thrust into the world of parenthood without an inkling of what to expect. The terrifying idea that...
Masturba-shhhhhh
We need to talk about girls talking about masturbation. Sure, we can talk about girls masturbating too, if you want. But what we REALLY need...
5 Childhood Fears That Remain Scary Today
5. Eighth graders: When I was a child, eighth graders were scary because they were bigger than I and they used swear words. Now, eighth...
The Myth of the “Basic White Bitch”
If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you have probably noticed the proliferation of articles mocking the behaviors of the “basic white bitch”...
What Should Your Halloween Costume Be?
Pick a category: GROUP COSTUMES: FUNNY COSTUMES: SEXY COSTUMES:
Things That Are More Similar Than They Appear
Concept and Images by Elizabeth Cox
All About Those Shoes
I wish Carrie Bradshaw and Imelda Marcos had known each other. I’ve envisioned a blooming friendship between the fictional star of Sex and the City...
First Relationships and Other Flapjack Failures
I don’t know about y’all, but I hate pancakes. Actually I do know. You love pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes. Who doesn’t love pancakes? Oh, right,...
The Perils of Uber: Warnings, Woes and Worst-Case Scenarios
Using the popular app, Uber, defies every warning and common sense rule drilled into my head as a child. First of all, you must willingly get into...