Debating the Juice Cleanse
The Non-Juicer: I’m not sure when juice cleanses became so ubiquitous. A quick Google search led me to an article in the New York Times discussing...
The Acknowledgements That Didn’t Make It Into My History Honors Thesis
A question straight out of Hamlet, yet modified for overcommitted and neurotic Ivy League students in the 21st century: To write a thesis, or not...
The Yogurt Analogy
My good friend Wendy bestowed this wisdom upon me a couple of years ago and it blew my mind. This will forever change the way...
I wanna date you, Hollywood-style
Girl, I’m tired of fooling around. I’m done with Tinder and Grouper and Grinder. I’m looking for the real thing: flowers, fireworks and a...
Do Girls Really…?
Five minutes before my friend broke up with her boyfriend, she sharted*. Walking down the stairs of her house to open the front door, she...