Libtard Freely Inquires, Infiltrates Local Rally
Last night, I decided to break out of my woke bubble and challenge myself by attending Free Inquiry’s panel on comedy and cancel culture, located...
Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?
Jean Claude: Welcome back to Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?, the only game show where we use the plethora of knowledge gathered by...
Why I’m Saying NO…to Study Abroad
Sure, all of my friends are gallivanting around Europe, but I get to watch skunks rifle through trash on Wriston Quad.
An Exploration of the Many Facets of Capital
Have you ever thought to yourself, “I love capital, but it seems so rudimentary. So simplistic. So… single-faceted?? If you have, you apparently are not...
Girl Who Sold Clothes on Main Green Once Now Considering Economics Major
She just understands business.
Confessions of a Horse Girl
The time has come for me to reveal something to the public. I am a recovering horse girl. It’s true. I have been keeping this...
Leaked! Arthi’s Application to Host The Daily Show
There's an opening for hosting gig on The Daily Show-- hiring Arthi will ensure the legacy of hot genius hosts continues. And you can be...
An Ode to the Keeney Bathroom
I’m a Keeney apologist.
Situationship Says He’s Finally Ready to Commit…to The Bit 
"While on a date with Her Situationship, Claire Kane wins the lottery. The emotional lottery."
So You Didn’t Find Your CCBoo, What Now?
If DataMatch isn’t messy enough, our 2023/24 Class Coordinating Board swooped in to give you lonely idiots another shot at love. The CCBoo Spooky Scramble...