Satire – Page 6 – THE RIB OF BROWN

Girl Talk: I Just Found Out That My Roommate Is Closely Related To Ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Advice?

Posted on March 21, 2023March 21, 2023 by Ruth Engelman

First of all, I would like to assure you that this is not an uncommon experience. I'm sure many other readers have discovered that their...

Are You Irish or Is It Just Mid-March?

Posted on March 19, 2023March 19, 2023 by Julia Cook

You’re ready for the season of sun, fun, and darties. You know what that means. It’s time to reclaim your Irish.

Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

Posted on March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas

ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!

Libtard Freely Inquires, Infiltrates Local Rally

Posted on March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 by The Rib

Last night, I decided to break out of my woke bubble and challenge myself by attending Free Inquiry’s panel on comedy and cancel culture, located...

Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?

Posted on March 1, 2023March 1, 2023 by Lulu Levy

Jean Claude: Welcome back to Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?, the only game show where we use the plethora of knowledge gathered by...

Why I’m Saying NO…to Study Abroad

Posted on February 22, 2023February 22, 2023 by Mia Lane

Sure, all of my friends are gallivanting around Europe, but I get to watch skunks rifle through trash on Wriston Quad.

An Exploration of the Many Facets of Capital

Posted on November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 by Julia Cook

Have you ever thought to yourself, “I love capital, but it seems so rudimentary. So simplistic. So… single-faceted?? If you have, you apparently are not...

Girl Who Sold Clothes on Main Green Once Now Considering Economics Major

Posted on November 14, 2022November 14, 2022 by Mia Lane

She just understands business.

Confessions of a Horse Girl

Posted on November 12, 2022November 12, 2022 by Lulu Levy

The time has come for me to reveal something to the public. I am a recovering horse girl. It’s true. I have been keeping this...

Leaked! Arthi’s Application to Host The Daily Show

Posted on November 11, 2022November 11, 2022 by Arthi Ranganathan

There's an opening for hosting gig on The Daily Show-- hiring Arthi will ensure the legacy of hot genius hosts continues. And you can be...