First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
The 5 Most Surprising Party Spots on Campus
Tired of going to sweaty parties in frat houses? Sick of cramming your friends into a tiny dorm room and spilling your drink on someone’s...
DFMO Woes
7 shots deep and feeling frisky, I made a grand entrance to A Night On College Hill. My stiletto heels were sunk 4 inches deep...
My Last City Sports Adventure
City Sports on Thayer is officially closed. This is devastating for me, as I’ve lived around Providence my whole life and relied on good ole...
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE PICTURES PROVING PARANORMAL PRESENCE AT BROWN
Enough with this candy everywhere and dressing-up-as-slutty-Christina-Paxson nonsense. Brown is one of the SCARIEST places in the world for Halloween, AND all other times too. No...
Costumes for the Laziest of Us
I love Halloween. It is hands down one of the best holidays of the year. The free candy. The pumpkins. The parties. But if there’s...
Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
On Navigating Cuffed Jeans During Winter
When I first arrived to campus, I urgently tried to assimilate to Brown’s culture. I didn’t want to stand out as an obvious newcomer within...
Restaurant Review: Au Bon Pain
Something about warm half sandwiches and paper bowls overflowing with soup just says “fall,” so around lunchtime on a chilly October day, I headed over...
My First Rejection
In terms of the college process, I’d say things worked out pretty well for me. I’m pumped to be here and I’m enjoying every second...