Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story
Last week, I attended Heavy Petting for the first time. Those of you who don’t attend Brown University: don’t get too excited. Heavy Petting is...
The Blue Room and the Green Ribbon: A Spooky Tale
Alfred stopped dead in the middle of the Blue Room. He was looking at the most stylish individual he had ever seen. She was wearing...
Campus Squirrel Tails
It’s a crisp, fall day. You’re walking out of your 6:30pm class in Barus and Holley and you hear rustling in a nearby bush. Your heart...
Confessions of a Morning Mail Addict
I need it every day. I crave it every day. I get my fix every day. It is something I cannot live without. Since day...
Existentialism and Laptop Stickers
As I gazed upon the other 200 students in lecture, I felt like a cog in the academic machine. In high school, I was forced...
Following the Law: Traffic Lights
It’s a well-regarded fact that in the confines of Brown University, traffic signals are generally considered to be little more than suggestions. As a freshman,...
The Rib-term Exam
You’re going to kick serious a$$ on your midterms, because you are incredibly intelligent and I believe in you. But if your brain is feeling...
Senior Survival Guide: Self-Care
by Crystal Kim Being a senior brings a bounty of wonderful things. You have an extra flounce in your step and a radiant glow that...
Brown Meet Cute
As a perpetually single lady (hit me up gents), I am constantly dreaming about having my very own Meet Cute. A meet cute is “a scene...
Poetry from the Hill
Feed your soul with some experimental poetry inspired by my return to college hill. Maybe some of the best poetry you’ve ever read. Maybe not. Erasure Eraser...