The Toilet That Fought Back
It’s the first day of classes and you wake up from your three-hour slumber–hopefully a bit longer but probably not–ready to settle into your porcelain...
How to Fit in With Your CS Friends (The Ultimate Guide)
Do you think Java is a fancy word for coffee and that Python is a random term for a snake? Are you more likely to...
Monster Ball: Expectations vs Reality
Happy Halloween, you crazy teens! Before we get started, I’d just like to say, if you’re a senior graduating in May reading this article: get...
Rib Comic: Freshie’s First Costume Party
Image via Megan Pope
Which Brown Library Should You Cry In This Week?
Feeling sad today, my friends? But also, a little bit scholarly? Up your crying game by working those tear ducts at one of Brown’s campus’...
Mourning Morning Mail
“Today@Brown… replaces Morning Mail as a daily digest for announcements and events around the campus community.” Few phrases are capable of instilling such a sense...
Life After Brown: How to Network
That good, good post-grad life is coming in hot, folks! Just a few more months until we’re finally pushed out of that bird’s nest (for...
The Tragic Failure of an 89.4%
Have you ever been virtually at victory? So close to success? Fractions from fame? Almost at an accomplishment? Close to conquest? Spending way too long...
When Your 1 A.M. Booty Call of 10 Years Says “No More”…
Image via Caroline Zerilli.
Rib Rant: The Robots Are Here And They’re Out For Blood
At this point I’ve sat through enough Artificial Intelligence lectures to have a whole midterm about it, so I’m pretty confident in saying I do...