Man! I Feel Like a Woman
When it comes to my peers, I am always the one playing catch up. They’re more… how do I put this… developed. They own more...
Freshman Fallacies
Freshman year is a whirlwind of adjustment, excitement, and a complete flooding by new things—Clubs! Classes! Sports! Unit wars! The Ratty! Gail! Your first Jose...
Which Tin Foily Are You?
Ever walked by the Tin Foily People Circle (is that the actual name? probably not….*) and wondered which one was most like you? Take this...
No, I’m Not Spiritually Dead Inside I’m Just Listening to Music
I ran into my friend Anna the other day while walking through the Main Green. I think she yelled “Hi,” and after taking a graceful...
Mailaholics Anonymous
Hi, my name is Christina, and I am a mailaholic. I love getting mail. I loved getting mail in high school, when colleges I’ve never...
Are You Really Vegan or Do You Just Own a Pair of Birkenstocks?
At Brown, there’s a nagging pressure to have a unique style and general vibe; unfortunately, we’re not all as “different” as we may choose to...
Fauncy-Pants
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The Blue Room #exposed
Former Brown University president, Henry Wriston, once proclaimed The Blue Room as “the boldest experiment [he had] ever seen.” That was in 1939. Today… not so...
Rib Comic: Single Sue
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Rules for Brown 2021 Because I’m Your Mom Now
Welcome to Brown, Class of 2021. By now, you’ve probably slurped vodka from a ladle on the roof of Metcalf, slept through your 3 P.M.,...