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How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup

How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup

Posted on July 25, 2021October 6, 2021 by Ellie Blumberg
Getting dumped is never fun- but don’t misunderestimate the power of a wise, eloquent, Yale-graduate role model!
The Pillsbury Doughboy Tells All! “Why I Lie About My Height on Tinder”

The Pillsbury Doughboy Tells All! “Why I Lie About My Height on Tinder”

Posted on March 25, 2021March 25, 2021 by Marielle Buxb4um
No woman wants to sleep with a 6-inch tall man of mollified wheat.
10 Signs He is CHEATING On You

10 Signs He is CHEATING On You

Posted on March 14, 2021March 14, 2021 by Zara Norman
Could he be any more obvious?
Adults of PBS Kids Put the Sexy Back in RomComs

Adults of PBS Kids Put the Sexy Back in RomComs

Posted on February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 by Grace Kim
You may not have noticed them during your afternoon snack, but they're sure to get your attention now. Help give these hunky men what they...
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though???

This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though???

Posted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg
I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...
Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha”

Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha”

Posted on October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg
“I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......
Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?”

Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?”

Posted on May 23, 2020May 23, 2020 by Isabel Brodsky
"Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."
My Only Chance at Finding True Love Is in My Next Life

My Only Chance at Finding True Love Is in My Next Life

Posted on March 3, 2020March 3, 2020 by Gabby Bianco
RIP Eurydice but I'm different.
Guy Who “Never Does This” Actually Always Does This

Guy Who “Never Does This” Actually Always Does This

Posted on February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 by Isabel Brodsky
Daniel was just trying to be a nice guy, why did you have to go and make things weird? #notallmen 
Quick Halloween Card Edits So No One Will Know You Forgot It Was V Day

Quick Halloween Card Edits So No One Will Know You Forgot It Was V Day

Posted on February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 by Lucinda Drake
Super subtle!

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