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Two Birds Of A Feather

Posted on November 22, 2014February 25, 2018 by The Rib
Have you ever wondered if there is someone out there utterly perfect for you? Like your other half, wandering around somewhere on the other side...

Crushes And Coquettes

Posted on November 14, 2014 by Cameron Neath
So you met this new guy. It was at one of those impromptu jazz jams. Then you saw him again at your weekly Empower meeting....
50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)

50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)

Posted on November 10, 2014May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
1. Oh. 2. He has read receipts. 3. Why does he have them on? 4. Maybe he doesn’t realize you can turn them off. 5....
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me

Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me

Posted on November 9, 2014 by Dana Schwartz
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...

“Watch” This: A Guide to the Movie Hookup

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Ali MacLeod
Over the summer, a friend and I were chatting fervently about his latest romantic interest–a Logan Lerman lookalike who lived about an hour’s drive away....
I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be, Baby

I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be, Baby

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Ali MacLeod
I’ve been in a relationship with the same boy for almost two and a half years. Gross, right? I mean, he and I started dating...
What are Women Really Thinking?

What are Women Really Thinking?

Posted on October 15, 2014May 10, 2016 by Sarah Master
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream

You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream

Posted on October 11, 2014May 10, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
  The first time I had a pregnancy dream, I was in eighth grade. It went down like this: I was sitting on the field outside...
How Your Ex Never Leaves You

How Your Ex Never Leaves You

Posted on September 27, 2014May 10, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
I’ve always believed that I would know I was over someone when he stopped crossing my mind every day. I have found, through diligent research, that this is...
The Never-Mentioned Pros of Long Distance

The Never-Mentioned Pros of Long Distance

Posted on September 23, 2014May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
It’s an all-too-common scene. Innocent girl discloses her relationship status to a friend – “Yeah, we’re doing the long distance thing” – and immediately gets...

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