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The Ratty Crush

The Ratty Crush

Posted on February 27, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean
  It is a universally acknowledged truth that any Brown gal of childbearing age must be in possession of a Ratty Crush. You know that...
A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend

A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend

Posted on February 25, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master
by Sarah Master To the boy who broke up with my best friend – Hey dude! It’s been a while! How’s school? Do you have...
Watching the Bachelor Ironically and Non-ironically Loving It

Watching the Bachelor Ironically and Non-ironically Loving It

Posted on February 25, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
Warning: Spoiler Alerts (don’t read if you don’t want to find out that Jade posed nude for Playboy. Sorry! Please don’t hurt me! I didn’t...

My Top Resources for Being Single on Valentine’s Day 2015

Posted on February 14, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
You caught me. Today is Valentine’s Day and I’m single. Again Still. But instead of drowning in ice-cream and self-pity this year, I’ve found four resources...

Dorm Room Crafts: Valentine Edition

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Ali MacLeod
When I was younger, my favorite part of any Valentine’s Day (besides stuffing myself with so many chocolates that I’d inevitably vomit) was arts and...
The Lace Dilemma

The Lace Dilemma

Posted on February 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
There is nothing inherently weird about buying lacey underwear. Lace panties are both cute and sexy, and it can be very empowering to wear them...
The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day

The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 11, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
I never understood the mass aversion to Valentine’s Day. It’s a full day dedicated only to your loved-ones (romantic or not), the color red, and...
Reasons to Swipe Left

Reasons to Swipe Left

Posted on February 8, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
With Valentine’s Day approaching far more quickly than a single gal would like to acknowledge, I decided the logical choice would be to hop on...

An Open Letter To My Future Divorce Attorney

Posted on February 8, 2015 by Natalie McDonald
Author’s note:  Valentine’s Day is nigh and I’m reading this article.  And I’m having a massive cheeseball moment, because I’m eating massive cheeseballs.  And I’m also...
Sexual Awakenings, and the Opposite

Sexual Awakenings, and the Opposite

Posted on February 6, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Everyone has heard of a sexual awakening. It can take many forms, but essentially, you see, hear, smell, or touch something, and it produces a...

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