An Open Letter To My Future Divorce Attorney
Author’s note: Valentine’s Day is nigh and I’m reading this article. And I’m having a massive cheeseball moment, because I’m eating massive cheeseballs. And I’m also...
Sexual Awakenings, and the Opposite
Everyone has heard of a sexual awakening. It can take many forms, but essentially, you see, hear, smell, or touch something, and it produces a...
Two Birds Of A Feather
Have you ever wondered if there is someone out there utterly perfect for you? Like your other half, wandering around somewhere on the other side...
Crushes And Coquettes
So you met this new guy. It was at one of those impromptu jazz jams. Then you saw him again at your weekly Empower meeting....
50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)
1. Oh. 2. He has read receipts. 3. Why does he have them on? 4. Maybe he doesn’t realize you can turn them off. 5....
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...
“Watch” This: A Guide to the Movie Hookup
Over the summer, a friend and I were chatting fervently about his latest romantic interest–a Logan Lerman lookalike who lived about an hour’s drive away....
I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be, Baby
I’ve been in a relationship with the same boy for almost two and a half years. Gross, right? I mean, he and I started dating...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream
The first time I had a pregnancy dream, I was in eighth grade. It went down like this: I was sitting on the field outside...