The Rib Responds: Do boys not like funny girls?
by Hannah Pasternak I first started exercising my funny bone during my senior year of high school. The work out regimen was quick and surprisingly easy....
I Met My Soulmate on a Subway Car
The New York City subway certainly has a lot of shortcomings. The stations are generally repulsive. The trains are arbitrarily delayed, and seemingly always when...
How NOT to Give the Sex Talk
Oh no! You’ve got a pre-teen on your hands, and you’re going to have to give the sex talk! When did that happen?? If you’re...
Cold Weather Problems, and How to Cuddle Yourself
Word on the street says it’s cuffing season. And by street, I mean the New York Times. Yeah, I don’t know exactly when the NYT...
So You Really Want My Advice?
I can only give you advice on the following questions: Should I do laundry or just wear my bathing suit bottoms as underwear? Should I...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three
Read Chapters One & Two. Chapter Three: I spent the entire class staring straight ahead, feeling Blake’s eyes on my back. I didn’t absorb any...
How to Successfully Third Wheel
We’ve all been there. Your best friend is now officially dating someone, thus breaking the unspoken agreement you had (staying single until both of you...
DFMO Woes
7 shots deep and feeling frisky, I made a grand entrance to A Night On College Hill. My stiletto heels were sunk 4 inches deep...
Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating
by Emily Adams Relationships are rare these days among our generation, especially given the increased college hookup scene. Commitment, pft. But if you are one of the lucky...
Twilight: Breaking My Soul
I thought I was finally free once I turned 14 and said to myself, “Nicole, the Twilight Saga is not a good representation of healthy relationships. Also,...