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Turkey-fy Your Fitness

Turkey-fy Your Fitness

Posted on December 1, 2015October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)

Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)

Posted on November 23, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for us all to continue to binge eat as we usually do – but with a valid excuse. A time for us to take...
How NOT to Give the Sex Talk

How NOT to Give the Sex Talk

Posted on November 18, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Oh no! You’ve got a pre-teen on your hands, and you’re going to have to give the sex talk! When did that happen?? If you’re...
“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section

“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section

Posted on November 16, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
I hate section. I always have. I always will. As a freshman, I used to think, “I Love College!” That is, until I learned that sections...
Magic Tree House: The Next Generation

Magic Tree House: The Next Generation

Posted on November 10, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Let’s start off with a little personal anecdote: the first chapter book I ever read was a Magic Tree House book, so they hold a special...
Friendsgiving Recipes You Can Actually Make

Friendsgiving Recipes You Can Actually Make

Posted on November 7, 2015May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
Ah, Friendsgiving. A time to be grateful for never having to eat alone in the dining hall and for a core group of reliable likes...
The 5 Most Surprising Party Spots on Campus

The 5 Most Surprising Party Spots on Campus

Posted on November 5, 2015May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Tired of going to sweaty parties in frat houses? Sick of cramming your friends into a tiny dorm room and spilling your drink on someone’s...
How to Successfully Third Wheel

How to Successfully Third Wheel

Posted on November 3, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
We’ve all been there. Your best friend is now officially dating someone, thus breaking the unspoken agreement you had (staying single until both of you...
What to Do With Your Halloween Candy

What to Do With Your Halloween Candy

Posted on November 1, 2015May 10, 2016 by Abby Espiritu
It’s November 1. You’re lying in your bed (possibly hungover from last night’s festivities), enjoying that extra hour of Daylight Savings Time, when suddenly, your...
Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating

Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating

Posted on October 30, 2015October 3, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Relationships are rare these days among our generation, especially given the increased college hookup scene. Commitment, pft. But if you are one of the lucky...

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