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A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me

Posted on November 23, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)

Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)

Posted on November 23, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for us all to continue to binge eat as we usually do – but with a valid excuse. A time for us to take...
The Case of the Killer Chairs

The Case of the Killer Chairs

Posted on November 23, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Head Detective Tristan Oakes swatted away the yellow crime scene tape as he entered the Keeney dorm room.  It was a horrible sight, unlike anything...
Princesses at Brunch

Princesses at Brunch

Posted on November 20, 2015May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
SNOW WHITE: Can we get another round of Bloody Marys please? Thanks. Ugh you guys I just can’t right now. My parents kicked me out....
I Met My Soulmate on a Subway Car

I Met My Soulmate on a Subway Car

Posted on November 19, 2015May 10, 2016 by Yuri Iwahara
The New York City subway certainly has a lot of shortcomings. The stations are generally repulsive. The trains are arbitrarily delayed, and seemingly always when...
A User’s Guide to Rockstar Body Piercing

A User’s Guide to Rockstar Body Piercing

Posted on November 18, 2015May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Last Wednesday I entered Rockstar Body Piercing on Thayer Street for the first time in my life, and it was a milestone to be sure....
Cold Weather Problems, and How to Cuddle Yourself

Cold Weather Problems, and How to Cuddle Yourself

Posted on November 17, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Word on the street says it’s cuffing season. And by street, I mean the New York Times. Yeah, I don’t know exactly when the NYT...
Annie Warner and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Doctor’s Appointment

Annie Warner and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Doctor’s Appointment

Posted on November 17, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Alice Morse Earle once said “every day might not be good, but there is something good in every day.” This is both a wonderful sentiment...
Getting Accepted into the Ivy League (Campus Story)

Getting Accepted into the Ivy League (Campus Story)

Posted on November 16, 2015May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
The Ivy League Campus Story. I know you’ve heard of it. I know you’re obsessed with it. Don’t try to hide it from me. I...
A Job-Seeker’s Guide to the Galaxy

A Job-Seeker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Posted on November 16, 2015May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
As September rolled around and I made my plans for Brown, a brighter-eyed, bushier-tailed version of myself prepared countless resumes and cover letters for the...

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