Ode to Wearing Clothes That Are Not Yours
We’ve all borrowed clothes from friends. Maybe a dress for a party, a pair of black heels that matched way better with your outfit than...
Girl Seeking Ghost
Calling all ghosts and ghouls! I am a college sophomore just looking to be haunted, and you could be the lucky phantom friend I’ve been...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...
Stupid School Life Hacks
While most TV shows and Target ads depict mid- to late-October as a time for students to enjoy the beautiful autumn weather and J. Crew...
I Ate As Many Apples As I Could In Five Days And You Won’t Believe What Happened
Recently I’ve noticed a trend in online investigative journalism (here I use the term “investigative journalism” very loosely) – that can be best described as...
Sneak Preview Of My Upcoming Celebrity Memoir
I don’t know about you, but my summer was amazing. It was so good I managed to convince myself for the first time ever that...
Conspiracies On The Hill
You know, I really love a good conspiracy theory. Aliens in Area 51? Um, yes bitch, the truth is out there! Did Bush do 9/11 (and...
Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...
A Day In the Life On the Hill, In Haiku
I sit by Blueno with my blueberry bagel, bought from the Blue Room. +++ Back row of lecture, I see a couple kissing. Too early for...
Will You Go Bald?
It’s the million dollar or $39.99 box of rogaine question that’s on everyone’s mind. Will you go bald? The answer to that question lies in...