Toothbrush Insecurities
Has this ever happened to you? It’s midnight on a Tuesday and you’re getting ready for bed. You put on your comfiest jammies, grab your...
Peter Pan the Bus Line vs. Peter Pan the Movie
Forget Disney princess movies, Peter Pan is where it’s at. First of all, Tinker Bell is way cooler than a princess and the friendship she...
The Olympics High
I’m not the sort of person to wake up at the crack of dawn to go on a five mile run. Or to wake up...
Why I’m Moving To New York – Comic
This comic was illustrated by the wonderful Annie Warner.
Coffee Shop on the Corner
Dear Coffee Shop on the Corner, It’s been an entire three hours since I’ve enjoyed your warmth, and I just can’t seem to get you...
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
American Horror Story: Running
There’s something that we all love in theory, yet hate in application. We appreciate what it can create, and dislike what its absence generates. We...
Gif vs Gif
As I’ve learned from the oft-uttered phrase “YOLO,” I need to spend my life pondering the quintessential philosophical debates essential to humanity. One of these...
Death to Spongebob, Birth of Sadness
Unless you live under a rock, you must have heard about the crisis of the century: SpongeBob is set for cancellation. When I received the...
“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”: A Film Critique
In the aftermath of the adrenaline rush that comes with turning an essay in on Canvas mere minutes before the deadline, my sleep-deprived, midterm-fried brain...