Pitbull and Moms: A Theory
I’ve only been in college for about a month now, and yet frenzied and overzealous pals are already talking about dreams of graduate schools and...
What is Ophiuchus?
Dear reader, are you sitting down? Good, because everything you know is a lie. Apparently, there. Is. A. Thirteenth. Zodiac. Sign. I’m sure you are...
The Prefrontal Cortex Blues
It’s Wednesday night, and I have a ton of work to do. I go home to make dinner, and, while I wait for the water...
The Rock-Paper-Solution
We solve small problems with passive-aggressive Facebook posts, and big problems by crying in the shower. We solve national problems by dying our skin orange...
Give Us Back Our OG Emojis
I’m not enough of an Apple geek to freak out over every new iPhone, and I’m usually several months behind on my iOS updates because...
All the Small Things (You Swallow While You Sleep)
“Dude, you know you swallow 8 spiders in your sleep during your lifetime.” “What? I don’t know if that’s true ‘cause — ”...
5 Best Movie Sex Scenes to Watch Uncomfortably With Your Parents
While many of us learned about the birds and the bees from an older sibling, a parent, or a 4th grad Sex Ed. Class (If...
BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
Binge-Watching For Dummies
There’s nothing I find more comforting than the burn of my laptop on my thighs after it’s been playing thirty straight episodes of Bob’s Burgers. The...
Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...