The Pajama Theory
Have you, reader, ever been to a Gap Body? Neither had I, until a friend’s last-minute bikini quest led me there in September. I thought...
Rib Comic – If Dentists Were Honest
Images via Sindura Sriram (aka Spinederella Sand).
Ask Me Why I’m Drinking: Family Reunion Edition
I come from a big family and religiously attend our annual family reunion every fall. Some people do their worshiping in church, I do mine...
Cutlery Hypocrisy
In the lovely bathroom of Sears House, a new resident had fully moved in. Perched atop the shelf below the mirror was a shiny, freshly...
What I Saw From The Sub-Basement Level Window Of The Rock
Full disclosure: I just saw a massive slab of concrete and my miserable reflection in the window.
I-C-U-P, Or Do I?
In what some might dub a hilarious–and I might call horrifying–turn of events, I was convinced (read: coerced) to experiment with wearing adult diapers for...
How to Read The News Without Having The World’s Worst Emotional Meltdown
I used to love reading the news, but now I absolutely hate it. Why? Because everything sucks. In all seriousness, it can be really hard...
Whale Information I Now Have (And You Can Too)
I often look around and realize how little I know about the world. I take advantage of things simply because I see them every day....
Is My Depression Cured Or Am I Just Listening to Too Much Reggaeton?
It’s an easy mistake to make. One day, you’re walking down the street and see a couple holding hands, and somehow, instead of wishing them...
The Refined Art of the FinkedIn
I’ll be perfectly, painfully honest: I don’t have a LinkedIn. As a young (relative), accomplished (debatable) woman of STEM, it genuinely pains me to say...