Dog-Calling
Any time a dog parades down the Main Green, looking so fluffy and happy and immediately wiping the concept of finals out of everyone’s minds,...
My Application for Four Weddings
To Whom It May Concern at Casting for TLC’s “Four Weddings:” Hello. My name is Sarah Clapp and I would like to be on “Four...
When The Checkout Line Is Suddenly Intimate…
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Next on Your Binge-Watching List: Winnie The Pooh
During the life-changing, magical, magnificently spectacular three years that I have been a member of Netflix, I have binge-watched more shows than I am willing...
What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
My Stream of Consciousness While A CS Bro Talks about Their Potential Internship
Hmm. Hmmmm. Coding. Money. Uh huh. Your mom knows a guy. They went to Princeton together. I bet they fucked at some point.
10 Children’s Books to Remind Yourself That You’re Old and Life Was Better the First Time You Read Them
Looking to reinvigorate your literary world, find simple motivation, and numb yourself to impending adulthood? You’ve come to the right place! I present a comprehensive...
The Catastrophe Cookbook
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Laptop Stickers: The Collegiate Iteration of Croc Jibbitz
Walk into any college classroom or study space and you will find students basking in the glow of their Macbooks like fat cats lying in...
Why Self-Care Should Count as an Extracurricular Activity
The age-old question: does self-care count as an extracurricular activity? I’m here to explore the various facets of self-care and tell you why you should invest...