The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days
Are impending finals beginning to make your quality of life worse than when mice infested your grimy dorm room and ate your stock pile of...
Goin’ Gray
I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror a lot recently. Well, not like a lot. Just more than usual. I’ll be getting ready for...
Stress Balls, Motivational Posters, and Other Completely Goddamn Useless Things in My Room
I’m a high-strung person. I like the word high-strung to describe myself, largely because of its visual acuity. I feel it proffers the mental image...
Stupid School Life Hacks
While most TV shows and Target ads depict mid- to late-October as a time for students to enjoy the beautiful autumn weather and J. Crew...
Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....
Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats
The Brown Bookstore bag rested gently atop my roommate’s embroidered duvet cover. The plastic was just opaque enough to keep me guessing about what was...
Halloween: The Most Stressful Time of the Year
The spookiest (or spoopiest, depending on how in tune you are with the internet) time of year is approaching and, honestly? I’m just stressed out...
Poetry from the Hill
Feed your soul with some experimental poetry inspired by my return to college hill. Maybe some of the best poetry you’ve ever read. Maybe not. Erasure Eraser...