Snapchat is Ruining My Life
I am a typical millennial. I am obsessed with Instagraming artsy pictures of food. I spend more time on my phone during family gatherings than...
What Your Aggressive Facebook Comments Reveal About You
Facebook comments are an art – an eclectic form of expression. They range from the sentimental to sarcastic, the articulate to the atypical, and the...
An Open Letter to All the People Who Unfollowed Me on Instagram
As much as I love to deny my millennial obsession with social media, I can’t help it: I’m addicted to Instagram. My inner amateur photographer...
I Stalk Because I Care
I was careless, I know. I’m sorry. I’m usually so good at this, but I can’t help it if every once in a while something...
The Attack of Fake Facebook Events
Dear people who keeping attending fake events on Facebook, Please continue doing so. I love it so much. These fake Facebook events give me life....
Getting Accepted into the Ivy League (Campus Story)
The Ivy League Campus Story. I know you’ve heard of it. I know you’re obsessed with it. Don’t try to hide it from me. I...
Confessions of a Compulsive Polaroid Addict
A little under a year ago, inspired by a myriad of aesthetically-pleasing Urban Outfitters ads and Tumblr posts, I asked for a Polaroid camera. My...
Open Letter to the People Who Don’t Text Back – Parents Edition
To my parents, who don’t always text back right away: this letter is for you. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Abby, there are days...
Tom and Gisele: Rumor Doesn’t Have It
As a native New Englander, I am fiercely loyal to the best football team the NFL has ever seen: The Patriots. I defend this team...
Potty Talk
SO. We’ve discussed pooping before, and may have even grazed upon the concept of pooping Snapchats/bathroom Snapchats/what I like to call “Potty Talk.” But what we’ve...