Your Next Hookup: How to BLOW THEIR MIND
Try this: while kissing your partner passionately, keep your eyes open. If at any point your hookup partner opens their eyes to readjust, make sure...
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...
We Know What Kind of Rich People Sex You Have Based on Your Canada Goose Jacket
Don’t ask how; we just ~know~ PBI Chilliwack Bomber: Uninspired cowgirl after he’s had a long day out on the yacht. Chelsea Parka: Some spontaneous...
21 Years Old and Using my First Tampon
I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo. Right now, the only thing I’ve officially decided on is where it is going to go: on my...
Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
Boys Don’t Understand My Clothes
There is one conflict in hookup culture not-so-well addressed: the conflation of high fashion and the boys who attempt to quite literally see what lies...
The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
A Series of Unfortunate Hook-ups: Part II
Two years ago, I spoofed Lemony Snicket’s “Series of Unfortunate Events” for my debut on The Rib by cataloguing the absurd hook-ups that defined my...
Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?
I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...
Erotic Fridge Poetry
My roommate and her boyfriend recently acquired one of those sets of words on magnets. It’s usually used for fridge poetry, but in this case...