The Rib Endorses Ricky Zhong for President of the United States
Reject Red and Blue. Vote Brown.
Your Last-Minute, Politically-Aware Halloween Costume, As Determined by Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type
Read on for a personalized, politically-inspired ensemble—classified, of course, by Myers-Briggs personality type.
Chili’s Confirms RBG’s Reported Hospitalization a Publicity Stunt to Advertise Their Delicious Baby Back Ribs
Did you really think that RBG was susceptible to the failings of human flesh? Recent news has surfaced that the omnipotent RBG was reportedly hospitalized...
How To Organize Your Facebook To Make It Seem Like You’re A Political Activist When Really All You Wanna Do Is Get Shwasted And Text Trey
In an age where social media reigns supreme, self-portrayal is everything. What you post is who you are, and it’s important people know that who you are is...
Facebook Categories That Need to Exist
I recently learned that Facebook has groups that you can put your friends in without them knowing. I have the wonderfully thrilling options of sorting...
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands
As a woman of color born from parents who immigrated to the United States from South Korea, I cannot say that I relate very much...
Long Live Lincoln Chafee
I used to think the world was full of only chaos, destruction, sadness, death…until that fateful night of October 13th, 2015. The Democratic Debate would change...
Hillary Clinton goes “unnoticed” in Ohio Chipotle
What do you get when you combine calculated cool with down-to-Earth simplicity? The chicken burrito bowl. And you gotta love how Hillary Clinton’s supposedly “incognito”...