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I wanna thank the Academy, I guess?

I wanna thank the Academy, I guess?

Posted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 by Gabby Bianco
Yep, this is exactly what we asked for.
And the Oscar goes to…Not Irina Shayk

And the Oscar goes to…Not Irina Shayk

Posted on February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 by Gabby Bianco
Ah the Academy Awards.  Hollywood’s biggest event unfolded this past weekend.  There were winners, there were snubs, but there was one clear loser:  Irina Shayk. ...
A Star Fizzles Out

A Star Fizzles Out

Posted on February 19, 2019February 24, 2019 by Mira Ortegon
As a certified member of the Women’s Film Critic Circle, I must say that I was deeply disappointed by A Star is Born, called an...
Timothée Chalamet’s Career-Ending Haircut

Timothée Chalamet’s Career-Ending Haircut

Posted on October 14, 2018October 14, 2018 by Gabby Bianco
It’s been almost one year since Timothée Chalamet graced movie screens in all of his peachy glory in Call Me by Your Name. He giggled his...
Predictions for the 100th Academy Awards

Predictions for the 100th Academy Awards

Posted on March 6, 2018March 6, 2018 by Sarah Clapp
Tiffany Haddish hosts the ceremony for the 8th consecutive time.  After Logan Paul hosted the 91st Oscars and hit Paul Giamatti with a dirt bike,...
Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve

Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve

Posted on March 4, 2018March 4, 2018 by Nicole Martinez
DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SHAPE OF WATER SPOILERS!! Another Valentine’s Day come and gone, another night spent at the GCB loudly slurring “I don’t need a...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned

I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned

Posted on April 13, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
  Ah, my first ever college spring break.  I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party!  Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
Getting Personal With Leonardo DiCaprio

Getting Personal With Leonardo DiCaprio

Posted on February 16, 2016May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
  Precisely seventeen minutes have passed into my interview with actor Leonardo DiCaprio when his voice breaks over a poorly concealed sob. “It’s been…it’s been...

JLaw’s Fall From Grace

Posted on February 1, 2016May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
by Nicole Martinez The best days of people’s lives are usually their wedding, when their children are born, the days they get their tax return money, and...

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