An Exposé on the Dark Underbelly of Feline Instagram
Hey everyone, it’s Randal here, or, as some of you may know me, Mittens the Cat from Instagram. Yes, my real name is Randal and...
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?
Jean Claude: Welcome back to Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?, the only game show where we use the plethora of knowledge gathered by...
It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Spotify Isn’t Tracking My Music!
Do you get unreasonably stressed about your Spotify Wrapped every year? Me too...but for the one glorious month of December, we are free from its...
Is My Friend… Rich?
that's so scawy 🥺
Confessions of a Horse Girl
The time has come for me to reveal something to the public. I am a recovering horse girl. It’s true. I have been keeping this...
So You Didn’t Find Your CCBoo, What Now?
If DataMatch isn’t messy enough, our 2023/24 Class Coordinating Board swooped in to give you lonely idiots another shot at love. The CCBoo Spooky Scramble...
“Why Do I Feel So Shitty?” Asks Hungover, Sleep-Deprived, Malnourished Freshman
Even a #girlboss can't slay every day.
Trick-or-treating Alternatives for your Childhood Withdrawals
Because stress eating candy can only do so much
BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester!
Just when you think you have time to turn things around, Halloween coming up signifies the half way point of the semester! And you've accomplished...