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Cacti Are Too Trendy

Cacti Are Too Trendy

Posted on October 15, 2017 by Elizabeth McClellan
If you’re like me, your entire social media feed is populated by independent artists and craftspeople. No? That’s just a me thing? Good. Okay. Well...
The Least Favorite Color

The Least Favorite Color

Posted on November 18, 2016January 12, 2025 by The Rib
The results are in! Turns out yellow is the statistical least favorite color. To clarify, it’s not America’s “least favorite” color (that’s usually brown or orange), it’s...
Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That

Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That

Posted on February 18, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie T
Seventh grade is only painful in retrospect. I had shockingly high self-esteem for someone sporting clashing red and green braces. But now that I’m older,...
My Week With My Mason Jar

My Week With My Mason Jar

Posted on February 10, 2016May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
What is it about college students that makes us so thirsty? I’m not talking about the euphemistic kind of thirst (yeah, I see you)–I’m talking...
Confessions of a Compulsive Polaroid Addict

Confessions of a Compulsive Polaroid Addict

Posted on November 9, 2015May 10, 2016 by Abby Espiritu
A little under a year ago, inspired by a myriad of aesthetically-pleasing Urban Outfitters ads and Tumblr posts, I asked for a Polaroid camera. My...
Your New Favorite Water

Your New Favorite Water

Posted on October 16, 2015May 10, 2016 by Yuri Iwahara
NASA has found traces of water on the surface of Mars. This groundbreaking discovery presents all kinds of exciting possibilities for humanity. You may be...

Mondays, Memories, Mistakes: Memoir Titles and Their Inexplicable Catchiness

Posted on April 5, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
Traditional notions of success are often defined in the context of commencement speeches and father-daughter heart-to-hearts. I’d like to challenge those notions. Because no, despite...
A Guide to Backpacks in College

A Guide to Backpacks in College

Posted on November 4, 2014May 10, 2016 by Allie T
As a child, shopping for school supplies was always one of my guilty nerd pleasures. An array of folders begging to be decorated with stickers,...

The Mainstream Mandate

Posted on October 31, 2014 by Cameron Neath
Breaking News! A new phenomenon that you’ve probably never heard of is rocking the nation: Hipster Shaming. In this country — like other issues of immigration...

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