halloween – THE RIB OF BROWN

10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future

Posted on October 31, 2024November 1, 2024 by Yaffa Segal

Happy Halloween! Goblins, ghouls, graduate studies. Are you scared? Here are some safer, more palatable alternatives. You don’t need an MFA to write riddles that...

10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed

Posted on October 30, 2024October 29, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke

Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...

The Underground’s New Spooky Menu Features Warm Milk and Cobweb Latte

Posted on October 17, 2024October 16, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke

It turns out the recent BDH article about the Underground’s 10 health code violations was actually just a teaser for their new Halloween menu! The Warm Milk and...

Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th

Posted on October 13, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!

Back off Ladies, That was MY Boyfriend in the Inflatable Garfield Suit

Posted on November 1, 2023November 1, 2023 by Rachel Kamphaus

I know you all wanted a piece of that fine, orange ass. I heard your whistles when he walked by, your rawrs. I felt your...

My Suggestions for Throwing a Truly TERRIFYING Halloween Party

Posted on October 29, 2023January 23, 2025 by The Rib

The Rib's official list of bone-chilling Halloweekend party themes! Featuring DIY escape rooms and Hamilton.

So You Didn’t Find Your CCBoo, What Now?

Posted on November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 by Arthi Ranganathan

If DataMatch isn’t messy enough, our 2023/24 Class Coordinating Board swooped in to give you lonely idiots another shot at love. The CCBoo Spooky Scramble...

Oh Shit, It’s Monday-

Posted on October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 by Linnea Hult

Here are 3 slapdash mediocre Halloween costumes to save the day!

Trick-or-treating Alternatives for your Childhood Withdrawals

Posted on October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 by Rhea Rasquinha

Because stress eating candy can only do so much

Advice for Navigating Your Group Costume Drama

Posted on October 30, 2022October 30, 2022 by Sophia Wotman

The fate of your social circle hangs in the balance.