Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...
A 2018 Senior Toast
As the year comes to a close and our beloved seniors come so close to graduating, it’s time to send them off into the big...
Life After Brown: How to Network
That good, good post-grad life is coming in hot, folks! Just a few more months until we’re finally pushed out of that bird’s nest (for...
Dear Seniors, Please Don’t Leave
As this semester wraps up, many of us on campus are getting ready to say goodbye to the Class of 2017, which sounds like fake...
Pros and Cons of Young Adult Life
There’s only one responsible way to handle a major life decision: by making a list comparing pros, cons, and other considerations. Here are your pros...
Are You Sure You’re An Adult?
Tomorrow, at 4pm, I will enter the real (scary) world. Sure, my graduation ceremony is solely symbolic; I won’t receive my diploma until May, no...
The .5er Haiku Series
In honor of the .5er graduation in two weeks, I present…The .5er Haiku Series! Haiku I: The self-loathing .5er Where did it all go? Bye...