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Caught Blue-Handed

Caught Blue-Handed

Posted on March 19, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
Once upon a time, it was absolutely necessary to steal sustenance from shops, marketplaces, and even trash bins to survive the winter. Even today, rampant poverty exists...
How to Lose a Roommate in Style

How to Lose a Roommate in Style

Posted on March 7, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...

How to Say in Candy What You’re Too Polite to Say in Words

Posted on February 28, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
I first learned about the communicative power of candy when my first grade teacher passed out Smarties before a spelling test. Wow, I thought, sugar=...
What Your Blue Room Bread Selection Says About You

What Your Blue Room Bread Selection Says About You

Posted on February 25, 2015May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
As someone who has worked in the Blue Room cafe for a whopping one and a third semester, I like to consider myself a bread...
The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day

The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 11, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
I never understood the mass aversion to Valentine’s Day. It’s a full day dedicated only to your loved-ones (romantic or not), the color red, and...

The Haunting Dread of Food Truck Smell

Posted on November 20, 2014February 25, 2018 by The Rib
It’s just after sunset, and you’re en route to an evening class. Everyone around you scuttles to their warm homes in dusk’s amber glow in...
How I Pumpkin-Spiced Up My Life

How I Pumpkin-Spiced Up My Life

Posted on November 8, 2014May 10, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
Last Friday, I woke up and made myself oatmeal. I’m currently going through a phase with Glutenfreeda’s organic gluten free oatmeal, which *also* has flax...

What (Not) To Wear: Dining Halls

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Cameron Neath
The other afternoon, in preparing to leave for dinner, my wonderfully insightful roommate enlightened me with an interesting dilemma: what is appropriate wear to a dining hall?...

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